We're not friends just because facebook says so.

I'm not an angry person, I have angry moments, but I'm generally not angry. And I'm not a negative person either, well.. there are some times of a month I can be a little more negative than normal, but generally I'm a totally glass half full, look on everyones bright side kind of girl. But there is one thing I cannot stand- fake teen girls. And when I say 'fake', I don't mean in the whole fake tan and eye lash sense (although that also gets on my tits), I mean like the whole nice to you're face and then bitch kind of girl. Girls in general are bitches, it's in our nature or whatever, there is not one girl on this planet who doesn't have a bitchy side. But I mean c'mon if you're going to make an effort at least be bitchy the whole time, not just when only certain people are listening in- trust me it gets out. There is a certain girl in my year who is the dictionary definition of 'fake bitch'. For the purposes of this let's just call her X. X is nice, sometimes, she's the sort of girl who is nice to your parents, and is nice to you- when it's convenient for her of course. But then as soon as you walk away she slags you off, and when you're there and its not convenient for her, she'll make sure you know it. Although, I have to admire her, she has a talent. She can slag you off, in front of everybody, and no one else will even notice. It's like little comments that people will think are funny, because they're not aimed at them, but to the person they're aimed at, they're down right mean. 

This will probably surprise you, but this girl is actually my friend. Well, I say friend, but what I really mean is that she is in my group of friends. Well one of my group of friends. I'm a drifter so I drift between two main groups. The problem with her though is, she is literally perfect. She has bleach blonde hair, she's tanned, has an amazing body, (guys literally dribble when she walks past) and she's super smart. So, obviously people think she's nice. And she is, when being nice can gain her power, popularity or free booze. So just a little tip for all you bitches out there. If you're a bitch, show it. At least then people will know what you're really like and you'll have real friends. If you have a problem with someone, tell them. Don't talk about it with your friends. Oh and just because you're a bitch, doesn't necessarily mean you're a bad person. Think about it.